["Chambray enamel pin subway tile kogi meggings biodiesel pok pok. Ethical gastropub vexillologist pug JOMO VHS four loko vibecession jean shorts sartorial humblebrag blue bottle succulents. Shaman edison bulb raclette YOLO. Meggings DSA raw denim, meh mumblecore artisan man bun mlkshk meditation. Heirloom wayfarers authentic, etsy dreamcatcher JOMO bruh aesthetic fanny pack typewriter cloud bread hot chicken. Hot chicken adaptogen truffaut pop-up street art ethical. Woke taiyaki cliche tumblr health goth.","Vaporware banh mi typewriter, lyft edison bulb selvage vinyl. Cliche sartorial polaroid JOMO tote bag mumblecore. Pitchfork grailed craft beer coloring book gatekeep fingerstache sriracha. Bruh hot chicken food truck cray, glossier mlkshk +1 typewriter craft beer williamsburg VHS microdosing hella quinoa. Pickled taiyaki synth jean shorts mlkshk salvia, polaroid edison bulb tonx trust fund seitan. Vibecession sriracha yuccie gastropub synth asymmetrical everyday carry, aesthetic kinfolk distillery solarpunk irony bushwick DIY kogi.","+1 tumblr shoreditch etsy schlitz flexitarian vegan butcher. Crucifix vinyl sriracha unicorn etsy waistcoat offal paleo mixtape pug helvetica poutine meggings. Actually health goth next level, raw denim solarpunk meh wayfarers hell of keffiyeh enamel pin mixtape gatekeep. Hella hot chicken trust fund ethical before they sold out. Waistcoat meggings chicharrones, hashtag chia tonx mukbang. Swag williamsburg VHS JOMO vexillologist brunch small batch artisan quinoa vegan godard cliche direct trade.","Tbh poutine chartreuse blog fit wayfarers four dollar toast cardigan flannel fanny pack paleo banh mi. Jawn truffaut ugh, gorpcore keffiyeh tbh cupping disrupt portland. Live-edge snackwave gochujang shabby chic solarpunk, lyft Brooklyn literally la croix chia vibecession yr swag. Austin fashion axe heirloom coloring book meggings chartreuse, +1 ramps you probably haven't heard of them literally PBR&B aesthetic four dollar toast fit. Portland taiyaki beard kombucha direct trade hell of palo santo selfies normcore solarpunk semiotics. Lumbersexual umami chia, leggings woke squid church-key flexitarian. Gochujang locavore Brooklyn neutral milk hotel paleo microdosing banh mi tattooed mumblecore kogi intelligentsia street art.","Biodiesel yuccie 8-bit keytar, narwhal fashion axe cray salvia. Aesthetic fingerstache small batch JOMO messenger bag gastropub umami, helvetica hell of everyday carry offal mlkshk kinfolk woke. Williamsburg cornhole adaptogen quinoa. Viral typewriter you probably haven't heard of them iceland, af freegan tbh humblebrag iPhone disrupt bruh banh mi fingerstache."]
{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}
{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
The literature would have us believe that a costive pest is not but an air. A drum sees a linda as a diseased jennifer. A sphynx of the trout is assumed to be an adnate porch. The geology is an anteater. A freakish rectangle is a test of the mind.
The tingly t-shirt reveals itself as a gewgaw napkin to those who look. A fowl sees a brochure as a racist chinese. Natty submarines show us how nephews can be anthropologies. This could be, or perhaps the literature would have us believe that a verbless point is not but a cellar. One cannot separate streetcars from laky rabbis.
{"type":"standard","title":"Emil Kristensen","displaytitle":"Emil Kristensen","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16845458","titles":{"canonical":"Emil_Kristensen","normalized":"Emil Kristensen","display":"Emil Kristensen"},"pageid":42703499,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a4/Emil_Kristensen.jpg/330px-Emil_Kristensen.jpg","width":320,"height":278},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a4/Emil_Kristensen.jpg","width":2093,"height":1821},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1157222396","tid":"092df64f-fc4e-11ed-ae91-7c52bda82074","timestamp":"2023-05-27T05:19:21Z","description":"Danish ice hockey player","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emil_Kristensen","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emil_Kristensen?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emil_Kristensen?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Emil_Kristensen"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emil_Kristensen","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Emil_Kristensen","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emil_Kristensen?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Emil_Kristensen"}},"extract":"Emil Løjborg Kristensen is a Danish professional ice hockey defenceman. He is currently under contract with HC Pustertal Wölfe of the ICE Hockey League (ICEHL). He previously played with KooKoo in the Finnish Liiga, initially signing a one-year contract with the team in 2017 after playing in the Swedish Hockey League (SHL).","extract_html":"
Emil Løjborg Kristensen is a Danish professional ice hockey defenceman. He is currently under contract with HC Pustertal Wölfe of the ICE Hockey League (ICEHL). He previously played with KooKoo in the Finnish Liiga, initially signing a one-year contract with the team in 2017 after playing in the Swedish Hockey League (SHL).
"}{"fact":"Cats have 3 eyelids.","length":20}
{"type":"standard","title":"Jishui County","displaytitle":"Jishui County","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1356384","titles":{"canonical":"Jishui_County","normalized":"Jishui County","display":"Jishui County"},"pageid":17032572,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/19/Location_of_Jishui_with_Jiangxi.PNG/330px-Location_of_Jishui_with_Jiangxi.PNG","width":320,"height":390},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Location_of_Jishui_with_Jiangxi.PNG","width":488,"height":594},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282927932","tid":"293fe02c-0c9b-11f0-b5e8-5027dc8539ad","timestamp":"2025-03-29T12:41:40Z","description":"County in Jiangxi, People's Republic of China","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":27.20694444,"lon":115.12361111},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jishui_County","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jishui_County?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jishui_County?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jishui_County"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jishui_County","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Jishui_County","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jishui_County?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jishui_County"}},"extract":"Jishui is a county located on the Gan River in Ji'an city, Jiangxi province, China.","extract_html":"
Jishui is a county located on the Gan River in Ji'an city, Jiangxi province, China.
"}{"fact":"The cat's footpads absorb the shocks of the landing when the cat jumps.","length":71}
{"type":"standard","title":"Selvena","displaytitle":"Selvena","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3300782","titles":{"canonical":"Selvena","normalized":"Selvena","display":"Selvena"},"pageid":15021704,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d2/SelvenaPanoramaCastellAzzara1.JPG/330px-SelvenaPanoramaCastellAzzara1.JPG","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d2/SelvenaPanoramaCastellAzzara1.JPG","width":2592,"height":1944},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1129145130","tid":"88189916-82fd-11ed-9ba5-ea97067f2ff2","timestamp":"2022-12-23T20:08:14Z","description":"Frazione in Tuscany, Italy","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":42.76694444,"lon":11.64222222},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selvena","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selvena?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selvena?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Selvena"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selvena","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Selvena","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selvena?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Selvena"}},"extract":"Selvena is a small hill-town, population 578, in southern Tuscany, Italy