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The Payne-Desha House is a historic house located on land west of Royal Spring Branch near downtown Georgetown, Kentucky, USA. It was built in 1814 by Robert Payne, a Kentucky war hero from the Battle of the Thames. It was the last residence of Joseph Desha, the ninth governor of Kentucky.
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